Dhamma Darna

Come Back Home! :)

Blue Moon in front of Judson

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Whenever I miss u, I check my Msg.
Whenever I want to see u, I take a look at ur photo.
Whenever I want to hear ur voice,I throw a stone to a pig.

Every bird cannot fly high, but Eagle can.
Every flower cannot bloom in water, but Lotus can.
Every monkey cannot read msg, but You can.

Who says English is easy?
I don't believe.
Can u fill in the blank with even \"Yes\" or \"No\"?
\"___\", I'm a fool.
U see? How?
If u can't answer, ask another fool.

We are true friends.
If I were sky, u would be a bird.
If I were sea, u would be a fish.
If I were flower, u would be a bee.
If I were tree, u would be a monkey.

1 blog now showed up.
1 nice person posted it.
1 monkey is reading it.
Monkey is smiling now.
Monkey is still reading.
Monkey will be laughing.


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Warnings and Errors

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."


[From a post on MM IT]

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"There were five friends live in a apartment together. They were Nobody, Mad, Nothing, Brain and Fool. One day Nobody was killed by Nothing. Mad once called to police station.
Mad : Hello, is it police station?
Police officer : Yes, what can I help you?
Mad : Nobody has killed Nothing.
Police officer : What's it? Are you Fool?
Mad : No, I'm Mad.
Police officer : Haven't you brain?
Mad : No, he goes to market."


[From a post on MM IT]

See you tomorrow :)

"A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent out the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her inbox, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.Upon reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,and saw the computer screen which read as follow:

To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Reached
Date : 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They gave computers here,and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.I've just reached here and have been checked-in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW! Bye"


[From a post on MM IT]

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