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"There were five friends live in a apartment together. They were Nobody, Mad, Nothing, Brain and Fool. One day Nobody was killed by Nothing. Mad once called to police station.
Mad : Hello, is it police station?
Police officer : Yes, what can I help you?
Mad : Nobody has killed Nothing.
Police officer : What's it? Are you Fool?
Mad : No, I'm Mad.
Police officer : Haven't you brain?
Mad : No, he goes to market."


[From a post on MM IT]